thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

OUR WORLD

•  *someone takes off their glasses*
• everyone within a 5 mile radius: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP

ifyoucarryonthisway:

W WHAT THE FCKU

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

today, i was presented with a choice… 

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

you made the right choice that flavor is the flavor of gods and totally worth it

THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE I DON’T LIKE IT I GET ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE AFTER 10 MORE THAN I’M USED TO HELP I’M GOING TO BREAK OUT 

4valanche:

but i can make yo hips stir

woah there mac miller

i was expecting puppies

did-you-kno:

Source

4valanche:

But I have a baby Lux and you don’t so ha

i’m a mermaid

betch